Thursday, March 19, 2009

Photo Retouching For Almost No Moneys At All!

Have you ever taken a picture that was really good but just not perfect. If you could just cut out the areas you don't want and keep the ones you do. Well do I have a proposition for you. For almost no money at all Foto Fixer Upper can take care of that for you and turn your "not so perfect image" into perfection itself. Why just take a look at some of the more common retouches that are asked of our photo retouching geniuses.

Do you see those unsightly power lines in this nice picture of some people enjoying the winter.
In no time at all can be changed to this picture of loveliness with Foto Fixer Upper.
Ever wish you could go on those expensive vacations but with the economy tanking and you don't make that much money. Well turn your vacation picture from this.

To this!

Take these pictures to work and show your coworkers that nothing is too good or expensive for your family. Or Hey how about this? Thanks Foto Fixer Upper!
Do they look happy enjoying their vacation... I know he looks happier.

Have you ever had your picture taken and even though your not a teenager any more the zit fairy pays you a visit. Well Foto Fixer Upper can make you look like a movie star. Go from this...

Or maybe a mutant. Jeez that's a biggen. Oh did I mention we can totally trick out Halloween photos.

Anyway. have you ever needed to loose a few pounds so you can look good for your pictures well never fear, Foto Fixer Upper is here. Here is the photo before the retouching.

And after.


So there you have it. Just call (555) 555-5555 and we will give you the address to send your self addressed prepaid envelope with the image that you want fixed and what you would like to see and let us do the rest.

Not responsible for lost, destroyed or burned photos. All photos sent to Foto Fixer Upper are the property of Foto Fixer Upper and we have the ability to do with it what we will. Any income made from fixed images are also the property of Foto Fixer Upper and if not turned over will be fought for to the death with numb chucks made of bannannananas.Have a nice day.

2 comments:

K_Dense73 said...

I've said it once, I'll say it again...you ain't right.

Anonymous said...

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