Monday, March 10, 2008

Water...It'll Cure What Ails You.


Yep just this morning I was wondering what I could have done to shorten the duration of the flu. Then I read about medicine being in tap water and Shezam, the cure was at the facet the whole time. As soon as I hear about all the medication properties of our tap water I bellied up to the bar and down about 6 tall glasses of the liquidy goodness. Later on in the day I noticed that my breasts seemed a little larger and my hot flashes stopped. Must be the hormones. I noticed that Mr. Willy seemed more at attention today. Maybe it's the Viagra? Oh and I think my acne has cleared right up. I did notice that the rash on my backside seems to be drying up and their is a few less warts in that area today. Next thing you know the kids will be drinking water, not to be healthy, to get high. They'll be trying to smoke it and shooting it up their veins. This upsets me so much I need a glass of water to relax. :P

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