"Disfunctional" family (Bush Administration)

How to become a big player and part of the family in the "W" administration.

1. Be a member of the Arabian Horse Association ( the only real horses @ss of the association)
   
2. Serve as assistance city manager with emergency services oversite (Non- management position.)
   
3. Political Science Professor @ Central State University ( He was a student not a professor.)
4. Director of Oklahoma Christian Home (They never heard of him.)
5. Make idiotic statements on television about the largest natural disaster in N. America in recent history. (Hurricane Katrina)
   
6. Quit your job that which you were clearly unqualified for (see 1 thru 5)
7. Blame someone else for your incompetence. (congressional hearing)

This of course makes you the best man to head FEMA. This is typical of "W's" claim to fame. Wander around in the White House/ FEMA like a idiot and try to make people think you know what you are doing. If your lucky nothing will happen to draw attention to your incompetence so you can set back in rake in the moola with out doing any real work.
$140,000 to be a adviser to FEMA. Not bad, I wish I could get away with this big of a screw up in my job, blame and whine about it and end up with this kind of cash.
I can't believe that Mr. Brown called Louisiana "disfunctional". This from the man that after the anthrax attacks wanted people to keep plastic sheeting and duck tape as part of there emergency preparations for germ warfare. I think I have a better idea for the plastic sheeting a duck tape for Mr. Brown.....I think he should stick them where the sun don't shine. Its just the Bush administrations "kick'em while there down" policy. That's the only way they can get anything done.