David Letterman's
Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses
10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"
9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"
8. "Not enough Jim Beam"
7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"
6. "I love to shoot people"
5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"
4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"
3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"
2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"
1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife.
2 comments:
I plan to go around simging "Chaney's got a gun" for the next few weeks. Lets get Aerosmith on the phone or weird Al!
Cheney in his infinite wizdom shot the man because the man was drunk and was getting ready to shoot himself in the head. Cheney, the quick and spry, lifted his gun and shot the gun out of his hand keeping him from committing suicide. Man!! What a hero... Or a dumb@ss?? As you know bro I get those confused?.
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