Two Better Than One.

10 reasons why two cats are better than one.

1. Twice the kitty crazes.
   
2. Two hands are made for rubbin two cats. It's a pain to find something to do with the other hand.
   
3. Twice the toys to step on while going to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
   
4. Twice the amount of cat food.
5. Twice the amount of time on litter patrol.
6. Twice the kitty bodies bouncing off your shins racing you when you are going back to fill the feed bowl.
7. Twice the meows.
8. Twice the cats to greet you when you get home from work.
9. Twice the cat hair in the vacuum cleaner.
10. Twice the glares when you are trying to eat something in the living room they think looks pretty good.