Just like on Law and Order.
Here is the guilty one.
MUG SHOT: frontal and profile
Height : knee high
Weight : 10 pounds
Eye color: hazel
Hair color: tiger stripped
Race: Mainecoon
Name : Rum Tug Tugger, AKA: Tugger, AKA: Fuzzy,AKA: Fuzzy Face,AKA: Fuzzy Butt,AKA: Mister Kitty,AKA: Moonke Cat,AKA: Mister Fuzzums,AKA: Beeker Cat. (No wonder he doesn't know his name.)
CAUTION: This kitty is armed and dangerous. (Hasn't been declawed)
His MO is looking cuddlely and cute to lure you into his clutches then molests your Xmas tree while you aren't home.
Last seen baking his brain in front of the quartz heater.
This crime was committed by a sick ornament and tree molester. See how the beads were arranged in sort of shape or word like pattern.....Ok maybe not so much a word but I'm sure if he was literate the words would be. "Guess Who?" ....That's sick. Be on the look out for him. He might try to gain access to your house by acting like a homeless little kitty. We were dooped.
Just see the guilty look on his face and we now know he is a incurable tree molester. I think he needs therapy. We are hoping a life time of rubbins and belly scratchins will turn him away from his criminal ways. Wish us luck.
1 comment:
Has anyone read him his rights yet?
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